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A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

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"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

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'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

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Music Quiz

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

It's academic

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"No conifering, please."

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"How was your test?"

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'