Auditory Whiz Pillows

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Examinations.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

It's academic

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"No conifering, please."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"How was your test?"