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Dueling Pianos

Gadget geek.

Nerd tryouts.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

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Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Sub Editor

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A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

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"Problem?"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Johann Strauss

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"Be rational."

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

Penfriend

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'