Waltz Whiz Pillows

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Johann Strauss

The first car accident.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Johann Strauss II

Louis Antoine Jullien

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

The Connoisseur.

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Do you mind?"

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'