Wig Whiz Pillows

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Examinations.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Johann Strauss

It's academic

The Connoisseur.

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"No conifering, please."