Wig Whiz Pillows

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Examinations.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

It's academic

A Head-Dress in 1777

Johann Strauss

The Connoisseur.

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.