Wind Whiz Pillows

Modern kite for wind energy.

The first car accident.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Johann Strauss

The Connoisseur.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Do you mind?"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"