Wind Whiz Mugs

Modern kite for wind energy.

The first car accident.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

The Invention of the Wheel

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Johann Strauss

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

The Connoisseur.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Do you mind?"

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'