Winter Whiz Mugs

The first car accident.

Snowprov

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

The Frankenstein snowman.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Johann Strauss

Millipede motorist

First Speeding Fine.

The Connoisseur.

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

"Do you mind?"

'War is heck!'

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'