Winter Whiz Mugs

"Wow, you got totally jacked!"

The first car accident.

Snowprov

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Frankenstein snowman.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

The Connoisseur.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

Johann Strauss

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

"Do you mind?"

'War is heck!'

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

Snowman melted by coffee

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'