Wind Wizard Pillows

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Blowing in the wind

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

Windsock

'Wind shear!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Raincloud Umbrella

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'