Wind Wizard Gifts

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Blowing in the wind

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

Windsock

'Wind shear!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Boy rolled into a snowball

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

D.I.Y

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Portfolio, 2011

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'