Winter Wizard Gifts

Plastic surgeon's here.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Snowman melted by coffee

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thanks for being a donor."

'War is heck!'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

Raining snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Snowman

Giant Snowflake.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Gesundheit.'

D.I.Y

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'