Winter Wonder Person Gifts

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ice Skater

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Socially distanced sledding