Winter Wonder Kid Gifts

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'First of all, relax.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Ice Skater

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Rockefeller Center."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Shaved Ice

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Socially distanced sledding