Winter Wonderkid Gifts

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'It's for show and tell!'

Sledge

Skiing

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Giant Snowflake.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ice Skater

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'First of all, relax.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

"Rockefeller Center."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'