Winter Wonder Person Pillows

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snow Devil

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Ice Skater

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Shaved Ice

"Rockefeller Center."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Socially distanced sledding