Winter Wonderfan Pillows

"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Little help?"

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

Non-Denominational Carols

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Giant Snowflake.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Gesundheit.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

Ice Skater

Keeping Warm in Winter

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'