Winter Fanatic Pillows

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Forgot-to-go-man.

'Heavy snow fall last night has resulted in school closures across the county...'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"Little help?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Snowyphus

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Ice Fishing

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"