Snow Wizard Gifts

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Witch's Snowman.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Psychic car mechanics.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"