Winter Wizard T-Shirts

Boy rolled into a snowball

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'War is heck!'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

Raining snowmen

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

D.I.Y

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'