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Winter Catcalls

"Don't overdo it, Ira. This isn't even our car."

The Man of Thermal

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Snowman offering solutions.

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

"I Slipped."

Battle of the Sexes

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Ice skater

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

Keeping Warm in Winter

Snowman ice fishing.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'First of all, relax.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'