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Winter Catcalls

"Don't overdo it, Ira. This isn't even our car."

The Man of Thermal

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Snowman offering solutions.

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

"I Slipped."

Battle of the Sexes

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'