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Less popular snowman noses

"The secret of my longevity? I switched from Botox to styrofoam injections months ago!"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Ice skater

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Keeping Warm in Winter

Snowman ice fishing.

'First of all, relax.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Beach snowman.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"I love this time of year."

UFO and snowman

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'