Winter Wonderland Warrior Pillows

Winter Catcalls

"Don't overdo it, Ira. This isn't even our car."

The Man of Thermal

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Snowman offering solutions.

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

"I Slipped."

Battle of the Sexes

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'