Wood Wizard T-Shirts

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"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"We want to build bridges!"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Rocking horse

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Most projects require three hands."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'