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'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Book publishing.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Remedial Karate"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'