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'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Emma Watson

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Candle Portraits.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

D.I.Y

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Money exchange

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury