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'What do you think about renewable energy?'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Modern kite for wind energy.

D.I.Y

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Lady practising the clarinet.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

A Head-Dress in 1777

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'War is heck!'

Cone of Uncertainty

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.