Wind Power Wizard T-Shirts

Imagine the possibilities with clean wind power.

"THAT'S your 'back-up' plan?!!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Desert island wind-turbine.

Windfarm Autumn.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Lady practising the clarinet.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Cone of Uncertainty

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"It's for global cooling."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

A jester doing the weather forecast.

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles