Wind Power Wizard T-Shirts

Imagine the possibilities with clean wind power.

"THAT'S your 'back-up' plan?!!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Windfarm Autumn.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Lady practising the clarinet.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'And as a further sign of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs descending from the north.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"It's for global cooling."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Cone of Uncertainty

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

The Water Diviner

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel