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'When does the rest of the plane get here?'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'They're harnessing all the hot air in Washington.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Sustainability

Windmill

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Windfarm Autumn.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"It's for global cooling."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'Putter'.

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

One of your better ideas Stephen!

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

"This truck never needs recharging."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns