Wind Farm Enthusiast T-Shirts

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Windmill

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

Farmer's credit.

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Ecological electricity

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'Putter'.

Bird seed.

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

The Desk that Broke the Plains.

At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."