Wind Farm Fanatic T-Shirts

Life Discovered on Mars

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Niche Extracurriculars

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Windmill

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Money Tree

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Desert island wind-turbine.

Tee for Two!

Cow Pilot.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

Domestic Animals.