Wind Farm Fanatic Pillows

Life Discovered on Mars

Cow Pinatas

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Wild Cow.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Windmill

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Desert island wind-turbine.

BOO MOO!

Some genetically engineered pig

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Domestic Animals.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Cow Pilot.