Wind Power Aficionado Pillows

Electricity from wind.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Windmill

Sustainability

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Windfarm Autumn.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

A solar powered cow.

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"It's for global cooling."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'Putter'.

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

'Wouldn't you know it? We install solar power and the sun goes out.'

High School Science Project Competition

"This truck never needs recharging."

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"