Wind Farm Visionary T-Shirts

'Planning wind farms on sink estates will get you a lot of votes in the shires.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Gardening new year's plans

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Sold his air rights."

Coronavirus Debate

Nouveau wine

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'