Wind Farm Visionary T-Shirts

'Planning wind farms on sink estates will get you a lot of votes in the shires.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Sold his air rights."

Gardening new year's plans

Coronavirus Debate

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."