Wind Energy Whiz T-Shirts

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Don Quilowatte

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

Renewable energy

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

One of your better ideas Stephen!

"What I miss most is the mooing."

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

"This truck never needs recharging."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Windsock