Wind Energy Whiz Gifts

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Renewable energy

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

One of your better ideas Stephen!

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Windsock

"What I miss most is the mooing."

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

"This truck never needs recharging."