Wind Power Guru Gifts

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Bio Fuels.

Don Quilowatte

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Windfarm Autumn.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

Riding exercise bike supplies power to building.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Environmentalist!'

Energy speculation.

'It's a hybrid.'

BIO TV

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

"It's for global cooling."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.