Wind Power Guru Gifts

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Bio Fuels.

Don Quilowatte

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Desert island wind-turbine.

There's no real oil emergency...

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'It's the windfarms - a lesser known effect.'

Energy speculation.

'It's a hybrid.'

"It's for global cooling."

'Environmentalist!'

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