Wind Power Wonder Gifts

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windfarm Autumn.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"It's for global cooling."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"It recharges my ipod."

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Renewable energy

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'Should you be doing that?'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."