Wind Power Adventurer Gifts

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

The Fast Lane.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Windfarm Autumn.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"It's for global cooling."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Jet Pack

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Caught on a Cloud

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'