Wind Adventurer Gifts

"Tommy!"

Fish hunting for men.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Igloo for birds.

Skiing

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The lonely figure

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Crop duster wanted.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Cruise.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"That's my boy!"

'No surf?'