Wind Adventurer Mugs

Wow. Some wind, huh?

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Tommy!"

Fish hunting for men.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Igloo for birds.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Skiing

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Cruise.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."