Winter Adventurer Mugs

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

'Apparently, this wind is coming in from the Arctic ...' (Polar bear flies through air.)

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

Snowballs

Spring Break

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'The forecast was for fair! Stop!'

"Ha, ha, ha! I told you it would stick to it."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

All my capital is liquid! Are you trying to be funny sonny?

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

Collecting wood for the fire.

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

Fisherman

An ineffectual ice fisher

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Tommy!"

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

"This will come up in couples therapy!"

"Don't tell Mom."

"That's good, hold still, just stop wagging your tail. Can you keep your tail from moving? It’s still wagging."

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

"Sorry, I didn't think you wanted an iced coffee."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Mission: Carrot