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"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

Spring Break

Snowballs

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

'Apparently, this wind is coming in from the Arctic ...' (Polar bear flies through air.)

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Fisherman

"It's definitely cold and flew season."

"Look out for the ice."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

Collecting wood for the fire.

Ice/Mice fishing.

'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

All my capital is liquid! Are you trying to be funny sonny?

'He's cracked that whip for the last time. You cut left of the tree, and I'll go right.'

Alien built snowman

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

"Ha, ha, ha! I told you it would stick to it."

'The forecast was for fair! Stop!'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'What on earth are you doing inside an ice truck!?'

"Don't tell Mom."

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Item #10 to keep in your emergency kit to help rescue dogs find you faster: an inflatable fire hydrant.

"This will come up in couples therapy!"

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

"Tommy!"