Windsurfing Adventurer Mugs

Windsurfing.

The Fast Lane.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Milkjet Skiing

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'Boat Launch'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

Cruise to nowhere

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Beijing 2022

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

The Beautiful Florida Keys.

Wasp being sprayed.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Natural Selection on the Snow.

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

He's never been one for the water, but he's really taken to dog paddling.

"So how's a guy from the desert get interested in sailing?"