Windsurfing Adventurer Pillows

Windsurfing.

The Fast Lane.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Milkjet Skiing

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'Boat Launch'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Flights suspended snowstorm

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

Cruise to nowhere

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Surf's Up."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Beijing 2022

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

The Beautiful Florida Keys.

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

Wasp being sprayed.

Natural Selection on the Snow.

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

He's never been one for the water, but he's really taken to dog paddling.

"So how's a guy from the desert get interested in sailing?"