Wind Power Adventurer Pillows

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

The Fast Lane.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Windfarm Autumn.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Jet Pack

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"It's for global cooling."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Caught on a Cloud

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"It recharges my ipod."

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."