Wind Power Wonder Pillows

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"It's for global cooling."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Renewable energy

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"This truck never needs recharging."

'Should you be doing that?'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."