Wave Adventurer Gifts

'Bummer, dude.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"He's a keeper!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

The next wave

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"That's my boy!"