Airwave Adventurer Gifts

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Big trouble. What now? The latest radio ratings are out. Ask Sadie is a huge hit. You know what that means. A whole new level of incorrigible. I ma the king of all media! Larynx

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Guitar Man.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Edison invents the personal stereo

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Otto the SmartyCar!

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

"The subwoofers really help."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Joe Henry

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."