Airwave Adventurer T-Shirts

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Guitar Man.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'