Airwave Aficionado Gifts

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'...and now I've told you all the ways you can contact us at the BBC, I'm afraid we have no time left for the programme...'

WiFi Signals

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

The next wave

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Air Footer

Randi Rhodes

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Penfriend

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

The reception here is awful!

John Peel

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'

Moses during his Part The Waves Tour 400bc

"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The price of oil is plummeting. So why're all my stocks doing so badly? I own 500 shares of Big-Box-Store Inc., 300 of Useless-Crudco, and 400 of Mindless-Consumerism Conglomerated. With gas prices so low, people have a lot more money to blow on consumer goods, so the market should be booming! I don't get it! First of all, oil is falling because there's too much supply. And having too much gas is never a good thing. Wait ... this isn't "Money Talk"?

Sir, bad news. I don't like getting bad news. A new radio program called Ask Sadie is getting huge ratings. Do I own it? That's the bad news. I see. Time to buy Ask Sadie. Queue sinister music. Can you guess?